Hello

i ride my bike everyday

i bought a case for my kindle fire two days ago and it came this morning. but when i tried to fit it on my kindle it was too small! turns out i accidentally ordered the case for a kindle TOUCH. not a kindle FIRE. so i went to Amazon.com to return it and I stupidly checked the box saying I was returning it for “accidental order”. And then it turns out that I had to pay for return shipping because they said it was “my fault”! I ended up paying $14 to ship it back when it only cost me $12 to buy… FML. :(

this had nothing really to do with the pickup line. the pickup line just made me remember the $2 I lost for being stupidly honest.

8.

Gretchen, stop trying to make “fetch” happen. It’s not going to happen!

no. all you need is Mimia.